how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
"Son, stop horsing around in class."
hyperconservative religious fanatics: God designed women and minorities to be inferior!
internet atheists: ugh don’t listen to that primitive garbage us rational people know they evolved to be inferior!
Same people, different packaging
Wow so the Dutch verb for ‘to hoard’ is ‘hamsteren’ i.e. ‘to hamster’