I Want To Do The Thing
chuylol:

vaatividya:

Crown of the Ivory King..

Sexy crown coming soon

chuylol:

vaatividya:

Crown of the Ivory King..

Sexy crown coming soon

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
Anonymous

bogleech:

hyperconservative religious fanatics: God designed women and minorities to be inferior!

internet atheists: ugh don’t listen to that primitive garbage us rational people know they evolved to be inferior!

Same people, different packaging

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

loomeen:

Wow so the Dutch verb for ‘to hoard’ is ‘hamsteren’ i.e. ‘to hamster’

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can